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Three Engineers in a Car

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer :teaser: . Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.


The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred...................

Just put the glass down….. today.

Poetry

In my dreams I hold you tight.
I wish you were in my arms all night.

You kiss my nose and watch me blush.
I tell you goodbye. You tell me not to rush.

I look into your deep blue eyes.
You tell me it's okay, and not to cry.

When time finally runs out,
You walk away as I try not to shout.

Your silhouette fades with the ending day.
But I know it's alright, you're only a heartbeat away.

A sardar was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police
cruiser pulled him over.

The police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a sardar.

He asked for the sardar driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in his purse for a while and finally said to the sardar policeman, "What does a driver's license look like?'

Irritated, the sardar cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The sardar driver frantically searched his purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.

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Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.


3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

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